killbenedictcumberbatch:

beemovieruinedmylife:

ohm YGOD

jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie

(via mrsjacksonteller)

(via yessiestclair)

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

(via pranksterprongs)

I’m in a race against myself,

Derrick, accurately describing BB16 (via thesluttychicken)

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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(via raachelgreen)

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

saddeer:

I love her so much

(via raachelgreen)

firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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(via moistbottom)

(via danimansutti)

littleredpartydress:

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he looks like a 75 year old woman with a meth addiction

(via obsessedbb16)